Bevvied. "; William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." US Doesn’t everyone?” Noel Coward, “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not” – Coco Chanel, “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ― Rumi, “Age is just a number. & NZ slang All of the following funny apology notes were doing their best to say “I’m sorry” while completely failing in the process. Change ). tap-shackled 1604 + c1608 slang. pot-shotten 1629 exc. Hammered, sauced, mortal and shitfaced bring the total up to 240. gassed 1925– slang Actually I did some research on Benjamin Franklin some time ago for our historical drunks section. im a foot off the floor..good beer buzz. Intoxicated. plotzed 1962– slang drunk as a beggar 1622 Ah what the hell, let’s make it a nice round number. strut 1715 Scots loaded 1890– US slang on one’s ear 1906– Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. slang "; Robert Frost "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. 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US groggy 1770– sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 (as) full as a tick/egg/bull 1892– Austral. Or maybe just a heart that needs to sleep it off for a few hours. Find more similar words at wordhippo.com! You might hear this colorful idiom in Georgia. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.”. & NZ colloq. in one’s pots 1618 + c1618 swizzled 1843– & dial. topped a1632 + 1637 slang Today I will teach you 12 funny ways how to say "to be drunk" in Finnish. but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. concerned 1723 now vulgar & dial. Tanked up. fuddled 1656– We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! sack-sopt 1593 slang drunk ,• adj , euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, … crocked 1927– Here, in alphabetical order are few of our, and our reader's favourites: Balloobas; Bladdered; Blocked; Blotto; Bollocked; Bolloxed; Boogalooed; Buckled; Blocked; Cock eyed; Demented; Flaming; Flutered; F***ed; Full; Gee-eyed; Goosed; Half cut; Hammered; Jarred; Lamped; … rummy 1834 ( Log Out /  Bill on January 28, 2020: finer than frog hair. Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldn't even laugh not even flinch not even a bit The great thing about this list is that most of the words actually have a year behind them in which it was first used. When you check out the Historical Thesaurus of the University of Glasgow you’ll also find subcategories like partially drunk, fighting drunk and insensibly drunk. Swizzled, fuddled and boozed are familiar ways to refer to having one (or four) too many drinks – but there are actually nearly 200 historical words for 'drunk' that are just as satisfying to say. sprung 1826– slang bombed (out)/bombed-out 1959– Getting drunk is from all ages. swacked 1932– US slang Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. stewed 1737– slang, orig. honkers 1957– slang shickery 1878 slang malty 1819–1852 slang This is actually a very formal word for drunk, but people often say it to sound funny. Cheers! lion-drunk 1592–a1640 THEY say Eskimos have 100 words for snow, but the Irish have almost as many ways to say drunk. US Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. Oh my what a list. rotten 1941– Austral. muzzed 1836 slang drunken as the devil c1375 And even though the list is far from complete, it is quite the collection. kaylied (up) 1937– dial. tipped 1708 slang We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. Naturally, things get out of control resulting to funny events that are sure to be the topic of conversations for months and even years. fish-drunk 1591 zonked (out) 1959– also transf. potted 1924– N. Amer. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. 14 Ways of Saying "Drunk" Across the United States 1. plonked 1943– slang drunk c1340– lush 1812 slang Dict. Cheers! & NZ Thanks for stopping by. intoxicated 1576– To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. half-cut 1893– slang blotto 1917– slang shellac(k)ed 1922– US slang Here’s the story by the way: https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/ He has got the gravel rash. suckey a1700 slang Merry. poggled 1933 Military slang reeling ripe 1610 + 1833–1883 ratted 1983– slang At the moment? Potentially offensive words have been weeded out. tin hat(s) 1909–1919 He … stiff 1737– US slang rare Under the influence. poggle/puggle/puggly 1925– slang queer 1826 slang stone 1945–1960 US slang Synonyms for get drunk include bedrink, wassail, applaud, extol, feast, honor, honour, jubilate, party and pledge. pissed (up) 1929– slang nase a1550 cant + 1567 cant muddled 1712 + 1840 That’s why there are so many words around to describe this state. symbelgal OE ( Log Out /  flagonal 1653 whittled 1530–1694 lousy drunk 1932 + 1936 chiefly N. Amer. lit (up) 1914– slang concerned with drink/liquor 1752– now vulgar & dial. boozed (up) 1850– also transf. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. tippled 1564–1669 inebrious 1837– good. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”. in one’s cups 1611– It’s never easy to say I’m sorry. pie-eyed 1904– slang, orig. & NZ slang pot-sick 1611 ebriate 1847 humorous From Old English (OE) to American or Australian slang. And if were to tell you to say certain things, and you got drunk you wouldnt be able to remember what i told you. in drink 1596– pot-shot 1630 + a1632 Why... 3. cut 1673– slang Micky, we went through a phase once of declaring ourselves absolutely trousered. -Pope John XXIII, “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? shicker 1892– Austral. Pot shot means you missed that deer,bear,wild cat while hunting. as drunk as an owl 1764–1840 Paralytic. That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. overseen (with drink) c1475–1678 The University of Glasgow Scotland came up with a list of all the words in the English language to describe when you’re tap-shackled, foxed, shot in the neck or cock-eyed. Act defensive, and people will believe that you're drunk. + 1728 dial. Weddings are funny things. shot in the neck 1830–1855 US pifflicated 1905 US slang + 1934 US slang elephant’s trunk 1859– slang 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’ US These funny drinking quotes perfectly capture the joys and pitfalls of alcohol. drink-drowned 1600 CORK HIGH AND BOTTLE DEEP concerned in drink/liquor 1687–1731 now vulgar & dial. drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 snockered 1961– slang & slang jingled 1908– US slang Scott Fitzgerald, A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her. (well-)lubricated 1927– slang pottical 1586–1589 sozzled/sosselled 1886/96– slang ~Oscar Wilde, A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. I’ve been quite drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered, pissed, ploughed and shitfaced. Rat-arsed. drunk as a lord 1651– squiffed a1890– slang ( Log Out /  See also: 21 Types of Drunk Texters That Everyone Knows They say a drunk mind speaks a sober heart. it made sense at the time. Are these guys just ‘gassed’ or really ‘drunk as a piss-ant’. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. “Oh, you hate your job? “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields. steamed(-up) 1929– slang liquefied/liquified 1939– joc. Among other strange traditions, we give drunk people microphones and ask them to say nice things about us. + 1834 colloq. love-pot 1611 plastered 1912– slang US There were some experts that denied this famous quote was really his since it was never found in a written form. wasted 1968/70– high-flown a1656 No one likes admitting that they have had too much to drink, so if you openly tell people that you're drunk, they may not believe you. disguised 1607– arch. toxic 1899 whiffled 1927– slang muckibus 1756 vulgar the worse for wear 1966– stunned 1919–1933 Austral. canned 1914– slang bottled 1927– slang woozy 1897– colloq., orig. When it’s time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can’t go wrong with these funny drinking quotes! intoxicate 1581–1610 + 1845 whift 1611 10 – The Always Humorous Sharpie D-cks: The beginner level of shaming, but definitely the easiest to execute. Getting drunk has always been an important part of human history. Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. floored 1812 slang Dict. drunk as a wheelbarrow 1675–1709 squiffy 1855– slang druncenig OE Phrase 5 is used to describe somebody who has had too much. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler, ‎”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” – Ava Gardner, Work is the curse of the drinking classes. You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018:. hit under the wing 1844 slang Parents can actually role play a situation with their teen, or at least give them these different ways to say no if they need them. good quotes. inebriated 1615– clear 1688–1697 slang + 1725 slang Dict. Happy as a mongrel dog chasing a three-legged cat. hilary on March 20, 2018:. Woozy. juiced (up) 1946– slang pepst 1577 wet 1704 colloq. – W.C. Fields, He was a wise man who invented beer. fried 1926– slang dial. muzzy 1775– colloq. three sheets in the wind 1821– Phrase 4 says that the person is very drunk and has consumed a large amount of liquid (probably beer). 65 quotes have been tagged as funny-as-hell: Lili St. Crow: ‘Discipline allows magic. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. grogged 1842 pot-shaken 1630 27 Dumb and Funny Things Drunk People Do From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. to-drunk 1382 Find and save ideas about funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest. Legless means your Horse threw one of his shoes. they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass Some of these deff mean something else where im at. – Louis Pasteur, Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. Inebriated. under the influence 1879– pickled 1842 slang + 1900– slang shot 1864– slang US Austral. up the/a pole 1897–1917 colloq. ripe 1823– slang Micky, If you can say some of those words, you are not really drunk. fou 1535– Scots soused 1613 + 1932 whistled 1938– slang, orig. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield, “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King, “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra, “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits, “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart, “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” – Michael Caine, “There is no bad whiskey. Either way, there is no doubt that the man was an excellent drinker. Receiving texts from a drunk person while you are sober though is another thing entirely. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”― Joan Collins, “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time” -Catherine Zandonella, Funny Pick Up Lines That Might Work But Probably Won't, How to Get Turnt Up Before the Bars Close on…, 21 Great Gifts for People Who Work From Home, Bourbon vs Whiskey – 21 Sets to Enhance Your Liquor. thank you for sharing this article with us it’s really very helpful and informative…. inked 1898– Austral. scratched 1622 slang toxed 1635(2) slang + 1637 slang slewed 1801– He has drunk more than he has bled. stinko paralytico 1942 joc. 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 drunken as the devil c1375 to-drunk 1382 drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 drunk as a rat 1553–1661 fish-drunk 1591 swine-drunk 1592–1601 sod 1613 soused 1613 + 1932 drunk as a beggar 1622 blind 1630– drunk as a lord 1651– Here are the 17 funniest drunk texts ever sent… overseen 1532 + 1628 jagged 1737 slang +1902– slang, chiefly US overshot 1605 + 1931– liquored 1681 US cock-eyed 1926– colloq., orig. nazy a1700 slang + 1855 dial. mixed 1872 colloq. buffy 1858– slang loaded for bear(s) 1890 joc. the worse for/of liquor/drink 1835– tired and emotional 1981– joc. US drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis, “I drink too much. blue 1818– slang, chiefly US – Dorothy Parker. fox-drunk 1592 This is so funny! boiled 1886– slang In fact, people often... Legless. LightSaver13 on December 12, 2019: I need more. Money that we could also spend on booze. drunk as a loon 1830– piped 1912–1953 US slang Being collectively drunk is fine. & NZ Have you seen Ben Franklin’s Drinkers Dictionary? drunk as a piss-ant 1930 + 1945 ebrious 1630–1858 drunk as a fish 1700 stocious/stotious 1937 slang Cheers, It’s always nice to say a few funny things to your boyfriend and let him know you are the funny one in the relationship. ... What did one ocean say … If you need proof of that, then you’ve come to the right place. Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip, to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. Troattered. cup-shotten c1330–a1693 over the limit 1966– colloq., orig. stung 1919– Austral. The results can … stinko drunk 1976 drunk as a boiled owl 1892 slang + 1922 slang in liquor 1753 + 1871 He made indentures with his legs. rat-arsed 1984– Dict. Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. fordrunken < fordruncen OE–1513 ploughed 1890– slang, chiefly US drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 oferdruncen OE slang tow-row 1709 When people ask if you're drunk, you should act offended but admit to having a couple of drinks. lumpy 1810–1864 slang cup-shot a1593–1639 + a1700 cant Dict. Keeping up this website comes with a price. half-shaved 1818 US slang + a1852 US slang stoned 1955– slang, orig. soaken 1651 + 1846 If you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense. Why didn’t you say so? I am clearly that guy that instigates messing with all the drunk people I encounter, check out my top 10 ways to mess with your drunk friends. He is one and thirty. legless 1976– slang, The oldest 23 bars in Europe (U1600 Tour), 20 kinds of moonshine from around the world, All the symptoms after beer drinking explained. drunk as a fiddler 1832 sod 1613 drunken < (ge)druncen OE– Military parlatic/par’latic 1907– Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Hahaha I’m sure that state might change today! Arseholed. And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. smashed 1962– slang, orig. US … temulentious 1652 lushy 1811– Pingback: How alcohol played a key role in warfare around the world | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: 33 Types of drunk people | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: 3 Drinking games that will surprise and completely smash everyone | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: How to Make a Flaming Holiday Punch Bowl – Bainbridge Today. blind 1630– & NZ colloq. & fig. skimished 1908 slang I have all your blogs, I get a lot to learn from your blog. schnockered 1955– US colloq. – W.C Fields. foxed 1611–1673 + 1896 We give you 193 ways to say that you’re drunk and another 43 to say that you’re very drunk. swilled 1634 blasted 1972– slang, chiefly US temulent 1628– 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. Scratched means some dude got drunk then got his A## kicked ,for being rude to some other dudes girl. & NZ colloq. Out of It. Sacked..this list is endless, love it. 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE indruncen OE zigzag 1918– Military slang, chiefly US bene-bowsie 1621 stinking (drunk) 1887– stoned out 1968– slang, orig. shickered 1911– Austral. I always say it with a smile and jokingly, it always gets a good laugh. looped 1934– slang, chiefly US And that’s just in English. dagged 1745 slang + 1847/78 dial. bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs. drunk as a rat 1553–1661 He / she probably cannot talk in a normal way. fap 1598 + 1818 as full/tight as a tick 1678– Another word for drunk. tankard 1642 Bibulous. US dial. Cheers, We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! enebrie c1430 stonkered 1924– slang, chiefly Austral. People who are 'pissed' have lost their inhibitions, are talking loudly and may have started singing. drunk as a piper 1727–1894 nappy 1721– blind-drunk c1775– slang US inebriate 1497– Round here?.. Drunk as a skunk. It has many of these but still worth a Google especially since Ben is reported to have said “Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.” At least according to the souvenir t-shirts sold in Philadelphia. If you want to read more quotes about traveling with friends, we created also friends travel quotes.. At the end of this post, we have an extra gift for you. pipped 1911 + 1929 – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. shick 1916– Austral. stinko 1927– in the wind 1818–1840 Nautical slang Kelly K on December 07, 2019: Fine as frog hair. high 1627– slang paid 1638 In a 1960 novel, Walk Egypt, a group of... 2. overflown 1607 + 1642 When faced with a peer pressure situation, it is important for teens to be confident in their answers and their decisions, and the way to do that is to rehearse it beforehand. tanked (up) 1893– slang whip-cat 1582–1611 ebriose 1871– 27 Of The Funniest Things People Have Drunk-Texted "Tequila is not my friend." soaked 1737 + 1899– as drunk as David’s sow 1727– peloothered 1914 rare high as a kite 1939– whole-seas 1821 humorous fly-blown 1877 3 eyed billy goat,3 sheets in the wind, wrecked, gut F##cked, beaned,linebackered (as in hit by a NFL football player), sacked, hooked, wall eyed, pin balled & several others mentioned. I always like to hear other people's funny adjectives to describe being drunk, i.e. temulentive 1628 over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang spiflicated/spifflicated 1906– slang, orig. When you are drunk you usually say the first thing that comes to mind. as drunk as a sow 1816 dryncwerig OE wired (up) 1977– slang, chiefly US scammered 1859– Dict. Find more ways to say drunk, along with related words, antonyms and example phrases at Thesaurus.com, the world's most trusted free thesaurus. symbelwlonc OE polluted 1912– slang, orig. —F. jug-bitten 1630 slang swine-drunk 1592–1601 owl-eyed 1900 US dial. David on January 01, 2020: How am I? “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. US pixilated 1848– orig. slang DRUNK AS A BOWDOW This term for “very drunk” is probably a variation of drunk as a boiled owl, according to DARE. ( Log Out /  Nice article Team HomeWetBar, With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we’ve collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken. He drank till he gave up his half-penny. This is a very common way of describing someone as drunk, for example “he got totally legless last night!”. Take care C. chris on September 02, 2018:. Beer goggles on. So here we have picked up a few funny things to say to your boyfriend. Pissed, ploughed and shitfaced bring the total up to 240 slang rare dagged 1745 slang funny ways to say drunk... Some time ago for our historical drunks section thing that comes to mind snockered slang. + 1899– stewed 1737– slang, orig you for sharing this article with US ’. Is far from complete, it always gets a good laugh at and to... Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends age. You will still be ugly nice things about US with age actually a very formal word drunk... You 're drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered,,... 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